Celebrities at Palomas?????
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Recently, celebrity Mel Gibbons had visited Palomas trying to improve his image and show that he does not truly believe his anti-semetic remarks. After slamming back a few beers River had struck up a deal for him to do advertising for the bar/lounge/torture chamber. Gibbons whole-heartedly accepted for the fee of $15,000 which appeared to be a bargin. Here is a transcript from the commercial:
Hi, I'm Mel Gibbons. You may remember me from movies such as The Lethal Passion for Christ's Weapon and Chim Cham 3. I'm here to tell you about a great bar called Palomas. It has such great environment and in the best parts of Baltimore. We guarantee your safety with reformed sexual offender valet parking and lack of lighting. Here at Palomas, you won't get arrested. In fact, you'll have so much fun, that it's probably illegal. Take it from me, you'll love it.
Shortly after filming, River assured Mr. Gibbons the check was in the mail. To this date, Mr. Gibbons has not recieved his check. In our next story, we'll investigate exactly why Mel Gibbons has started production on the very shocking and controversal "Hitler: My Dear Friend and Teacher".
Recently, celebrity Mel Gibbons had visited Palomas trying to improve his image and show that he does not truly believe his anti-semetic remarks. After slamming back a few beers River had struck up a deal for him to do advertising for the bar/lounge/torture chamber. Gibbons whole-heartedly accepted for the fee of $15,000 which appeared to be a bargin. Here is a transcript from the commercial:
Hi, I'm Mel Gibbons. You may remember me from movies such as The Lethal Passion for Christ's Weapon and Chim Cham 3. I'm here to tell you about a great bar called Palomas. It has such great environment and in the best parts of Baltimore. We guarantee your safety with reformed sexual offender valet parking and lack of lighting. Here at Palomas, you won't get arrested. In fact, you'll have so much fun, that it's probably illegal. Take it from me, you'll love it.
Shortly after filming, River assured Mr. Gibbons the check was in the mail. To this date, Mr. Gibbons has not recieved his check. In our next story, we'll investigate exactly why Mel Gibbons has started production on the very shocking and controversal "Hitler: My Dear Friend and Teacher".
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1 Comments:
Poor Mel, leave it to Palomas to screw a destitute man, a man who has been shunned by society and is trying to build himself back up, a man with a Nazi fetish and a drinking problem. This was his one big break, and they left him out in the cold, in the dark scary ghetto with the crack hores and gang bangers. What is a lowly celebrity supposed to do?
Palomas has, yet again, let someone down with their ass-hattery.
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