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Comments from the email about this site:

From: Paul Stapleton
Dear Jimmy,
I'm offended. The things you write about this place in Baltimore make no sense. I've tried to buy crack in the bathroom like you suggested but the machine seemed to be broke. Also, I do have to commend the foreknowledge you gave me on the glory holes in the women's bathroom along with the two-way mirrors. Other than that, you can go to hell!!
Dear Paul,
I love your italics tag. Makes me smile. By the way, were you at the right Palomas? I heard they moved a little while ago to hide from the FBI. Thanks for the email! My shoes smell like patchouli!

From: Sean Gibbons
Dear Jimmy,
CLICK HERE! YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY WON!
Dear Sean,
AWESOME! I LIKE FREE BECAUSE IT IS WHAT I AM WHEN I'M NOT IN A CAGE! THANKS!