SEEYOUATPALOMAS.COM

Daily News:
Baltimore, MD:
It was discovered today that Paloma's bar and esoteric night club on the corners of Woodyear and Ramsay were homes to massive controlled experiments on unsuspecting customers. A man, who wishes to remain nameless had this to say:
"I can drink, I know I can. What I don't understand is why I got drunk off of 2 beers. It was a weird drunk like I had been drugged."
He then commented about how he slumped into the corner of the floored seating room where he had then been molested by persons unknown.
"There was nobody there so I have my suspicions. I think they're doing something with their wine though because I know I've had Shiraz before without projectile vomiting."
It turns out he was correct. If one ventures into the basement, you may see the heart of the taps running into some various filters. Some of them containing Methylenedioxymethamphetamine, Phencyclidine, Sulfuretted hydrogen, and Malassezia furfur. When River Bitton was reached for comment, all she had to say was:
We take what we want
We do anything that we wish
We got no respect
For animal birdy or fish

The grass does not grow
On the places where we stop and stand
River Bottom Nightmare Band

We know we're a mess
But I does not like to be clean
We don't brush our teeth
'Cause our toothache can help us stay mean

We don't wish to learn
But we hate what we don't understand
River Bottom

When you see us comin'
You better startin' runnin'
We're always startin' trouble
And we're happiest when things are outta hand

Rivers are for boilin'
Parties are for spoilin'
We either like to sit and pout
Or else go out and terrorize our land
River Bottom Nightmare Band

We laugh in your face
Or we practice our growl and our sneer
We break up your place
We are dangerous when we are near

And when we are done with our song
Who will get the biggest hand?
Who?
River Bottom Nightmare Band!
River Bottom Nightmare Band!



Please turn your decoder rings to 23:
VHH BRX DW SDORPDV GRW FRP!