WHAT MORE? OKAY!

Today, at Palomas, I discovered a new game. It's called urinal skeet shooting. This is how you play:
You pull lint out of your bellybutton (or ass if you're suffieciently stinky) and drop it eye level towards the urinal (optional: the word "PULL"). As it floats towards it's watery grave, actively try to knock it out of the sky with a stream off pee.

WHAT A FUN GAME!

We interrupt nap time with Pappy Screwit for this important news broadcast:
DECEPTION, DRUG ADDICTION, MURDERING HOPES AND DREAMS, PALOMAS.
okay, back to your regularly scheduled drama

Pappy: Hey kids, where do you wanna go?
Kids: I wanna go to where they put the dogs to sleep!
Pappy: How about a href="http://www.palomas-baltimore.com"?
Kids: Was that a hypertext link that came out of your mouth?
Pappy: Sorry kids, I've been spewing bile all day