I'd like to take this opportunity...

to say VAN SMITH IS THE MOST AWESOME PERSON ON THE PLANET!! (that's two chks) i don't know what he looks like or what but i do know that he works for city paper and has been a consistant help, whether he knows it or not, to my life mission of making me smile with new articles. yes, i'm talking about
VAN SMITH FROM THE CITY PAPER (citypaper.com)
yes. van, if you could, if you find this, if you would, could you, would you, please, leave a comment on my blog. PLEEAASEEE? you are my hero! if you need any dirt, i can supply it... like from my back yard... you know?

anyway...oh no, i forgot a hyperlink like http://www.palomas-baltimore.com whew, that was close. here is my mission:

1. To inform the public of the evil spread from the source of evil.
2. To inform the evil of the spread of public from the evil source.
3. To learn more ways to keep people from putting their life in danger.
4. To make Van Smith's statements more valid through use of onomotepia (BANG).
5. To make Journey tolerable while on Palomas roofies.
6. To convince every man, woman, and child that just because you can open a business does not mean that you're automatically honest.

WUBBA WUBBA WHERE'D THE SERIOUS COME FROM! I MUST....MUST..... CLUB MY HEAD WITH THE CLAW SIDE OF A HAMMER.

PALOMAS WHY?????????///???///12/@?@@@2/!!111